Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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