I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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