I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
mondays should just be called national damage control day
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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