So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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