That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
PANTIES FOUND
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