GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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