Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
