Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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