All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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