Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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