she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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