On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My vagina just recognized that song.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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