He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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