I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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