I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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