It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I enjoy the company of your penis
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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