So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I still have a little drunk in my system
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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