So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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