It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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