ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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