I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He better not be in your backpack
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
