this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
