i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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