Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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