She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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