No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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