Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
two words...techno handjob
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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