The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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