She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I just cut my nipple shaving
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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