Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize
