I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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