They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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