I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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