He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize