if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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