i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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