her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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