Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
