i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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