someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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