and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
kristin has been a bad kristin
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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