Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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