Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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