I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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