Kiss
Puke
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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