there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
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