I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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