Dual....:-)
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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