He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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