Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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