Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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