Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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